The marvelous "Fun Date Ideas" - Quick Fix

This is for the guys who realise they are late for a date and have no Idea where to go, five minutes before theyve got to catch a bus or a train. So let's cut the blabla and get right in the middle of it:

1. Picknick in a Tram or Train (slightly inspired by before the sunrise, but quite unique for everyone)
   Just get a few croisants and some coffee to take away, maybe some grapes and even a bottle of vine with glasses will do extraordinarily.
   
   
2. Climbing over the the fence and taking a swim in an open air bath at night - be sure to bring some large towels, a blanket and an extra pair of Sweatshirts for not freezing to death afterwards (this is for the more spontaneous and daring of you, obviously).
   
   
3. The last one's perfect if one of you has a car:
   Drive to the nearest gas station, get yourself sorted with lot's of sweets, chips and drinks, maybe. And make sure you buy a copy of one of the big men and women magazines like FHM and Cosmo (make sure she's not a subscriber for it, or the next stay may lead to some hurt feelings). Drive somewhere nice and lit and procede to make all the psycho-tests together. Exchange magazines and try to answer like you'd think your date would - this is especially funny if you do it on one of the earlier dates. And have a great laugh about all the topics and the ridiculuos amount of adds and stuff like that. You two will have a blast, that's for sure.